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You fudded. The magic internet money stopped. Time to get a real job: fill out the application, print your license, try the door.

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FORM CL-420 · REV. BEAR MARKET

Employment Application

Cardano Bond Department. Please print clearly. HR can't read.

1 Applicant

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2 Position applying for

3 Main reason for applying

4 Previous experience check all that apply

5 Details for your license optional

Eyes Bags Restrictions

6 Expected salary

7 Declaration I solemnly swear I will never FUD again. I understand my license only works past bond.

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